tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12341882.post115457942566319921..comments2024-01-10T08:42:45.216-05:00Comments on Gort42: Remember what happened to the GolgafrinchansGorthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18353409316468830796noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12341882.post-1154621730494982452006-08-03T12:15:00.000-04:002006-08-03T12:15:00.000-04:00I'm angrier than Al Gore in a gas guzzler over the...I'm angrier than Al Gore in a gas guzzler over the way the Commies have infiltrated and perverted our God Fearing society with their damned cell phones!!! The other day Thelma Jean and me were food shopping at local market when we saw some hippy freak talking to the eggs--we both were in disgust that some wacko like her would be in a public store--because in my day we knew what to do with the crazies; we locked 'em in the attic and pretended they didn't exist!!! And they loved it!!! But as we got closer to the eggs (with my left hand in my pocket clutching my trusty multi use pocket knife--just in case this ingrate was going to get violent) we realized she wasn't talking to herself, she wasn't a crazy at all-she was just another one of these commies polluting my free air space with her cell phone gibber jab!!! In my day the telephone had its place--in the living room--and the receiver was made from good ol Pittsburgh steel--so you knew the little runts in the house wouldn't have the strength to pick it up and call long distance to Harding!! And it had a dual use as a club if some discipline for the little runts was needed and you didn't have your trusty belt near!! Not to mention the fun fact that you were able to hear all your neighbors business because we had party lines--that's how Good Ol Joe Mccarthy got wind of the Commies because he heard them plotting on the phone. Now the Commies have to ruin everything by polluting my space with their Godless rants--but I'll measure their prissy heathen cell phone against Thelma Jeans pie roller any day of the week. To Hell with Liberals and to Hell with Cell PHones!!! I hate them all!!!! And to the little freaks that live behind me--stay out of my damned back yard!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com