Spam

I do not like spam on my net
I do not like spam with a pet
I do not like spam on my blog
I do not like spam on a log
I do not like spam in my house
I do not like spam near my mouse
I do not like spam on my web
I do not like spam I have said
I do not like spam in my mail
I'd like to stick your head in a pail
I do not like spam that I know
Your spam just really really blows
You spamers really get me mad
You must be very very sad
You really waste my daily time
I'd rather sit and watch a mime
I'd like to choke you nice and slow
Because your spam just really blows
Keep your spam away from me
Or very unhappy I will be
You do not want to get me mad
Or you'll be very very sad
Please just keep me off your site
And we can both have a good night!

Auntie Spam