Saturday, November 04, 2006

New computer Virus

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

Last but not least

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through windows..

1 comment:

  1. I see in the Paper today that the City Council of Wilkes Barre is still trying to run Master Chemical out of town.Councilperson Kathy Kane is at County Court with the residents fighting that the owner follow the laws concerning trucks blocking the roadway on Conwell St..Well ...where has Ms Kane been for the twelve years she has been in office? Seems Master Chemical has been doing this for 30 years or more...Why all of a sudden the concern Ms Kane...???how much support has the residents of this area vowed to put into your political campaign for County Commissioner or City Mayor? Seems there is a reason why the City COuncil would want to run a business out of town like Master Chemical, that generates almost $30,000 in payroll and real estate taxes...What say you about this scheme by Kathy Kane and Mike McGinly...and where is the Mayor to come and save this "tax Producing " Property...the Mayor is always there when its time to sell property for $1.00 or for a big Check presentation from the Governor...and where is the political Candidates on this issue...seems we have a selective agenda in the County and City

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