The 12th annual get together of the Saturday OT Committee and Operatic Society to watch the Kentucky Derby is scheduled for Saturday, 4PM at Marks Pub 1287 N Washington St, Wilkes-Barre (map it).
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We may lack a quorum of the original committee members which may make it easier for the rumored coup d'état to succeed in deposing the tyrant El Señor Presidente Pope George Ringo.
Gort, have you no loyalty?? What am I to expect on Saturday; to arrive and be given the choice of death or exile to Cafe 99?
ReplyDeleteGort, I just need to know that you will be there, so Duke Dallas will finally accept that YOU AND I ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON!!!
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, how do we know that Duke Dallas and Gort are not the same person???
ReplyDeleteI know Gort and I've seen "Duke from Dallas". They are two different people. I have also met D.B. Echo and he is definitely NOT "Duke from Dallas".
ReplyDeleteAlso, VIVA POPE GEORGE RINGO!!!!! May he survive this coup and become even stronger.
Hey, what about that snobby old Professor fellow? Milburn something? I wonder if he will be there? He might give His Holiness a run for his money!
ReplyDeleteThe Politburo will all be having a grand old time swigging your Zimas and toasting your Liberal President. It would be a cold day in Hell before I'd ever set foot in a meeting of the Communist Party!!! Then again, the fact that I wasn't invited don't help the situation either!!! I hate you all and hope your prissie drinks drown you!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry Mean One but firearms and alcohol don't mix.
ReplyDeleteAnd there are questions about the mysterious disappearance of Professor Milburn Cleaver.
I've heard rumors that you invited him to dinner and he choked to death on one Thelma Jean's biscuits then was buried in Hugo Selenski's back yard. It didn't help when you gave him some of Joanne Curley's ice tea to wash it down. And only the day before he traveled down to Maryland to have his teeth cleaned by Dr. Glen Wolseffer.