A Wilkes-Barre man was arrested on Monday after he shot his microwave oven. It's not clear if the microwave was the target or if he doesn't like it when the Hot Pockets come out so hard that you can't chew them.
If you have warrant out for your arrest the best thing to do is take a nap at 1 AM when you are shitfaced and behind the wheel of a car.
I don't know if this is a typo but the CV reported that a hooker wanted $102 for her services at the Mohegan Sun casino in Plains Twp. Why the extra two bucks? The parking is free.
Then there is this.
A woman commanded her Pit Bull to bite a guy in South W-B then pointed a gun at him and when he tried to get it away from her she bit him. Maybe we need a vicious people ordinance instead of a vicious dog ordinance.
Note: I've tried to teach my last 3 Golden Retrievers to attack on command without success. The last training tool was to whack a mannequin in the crotch with a tree branch while yelling Nixon. It didn't work.
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