Idiot Watch

CV: Police say Stephani Smith, 24, arrived at the KRZ building on state Route 315 in Pittston Township and asked to use the rest room. After being allowed entry by an employee, Smith held the door open and allowed her two dogs inside the facility, police said.... Smith then tried to run away from police, but was promptly caught and arrested. Smith then became combative, according to arrest papers, and flung her legs in the direction of the officer, striking him in the chest.

While in custody, Smith told police "there were people in the radio telling (me) to go to the radio station," according to arrest papers. Police said Smith told the officer she had been drinking wine prior to the incident.

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