Sunday, November 12, 2017

Municipal Races 2017- Part Deux

Walter Mitchell
The Voice of God was reaffirmed as the President for Life of The People's Republic of Bear Creek Village winning 98.82% of the vote. He was so sure that his apparatchiks would deliver an unanimous vote that he was on a cruise on election day visiting his offshore accounts. The lone dissenter will be sent to a reeducation camp in Nescopeck Pass.

Walter Mitchell (R)  84
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Hazelton City Council

The incumbents were not reelected. Jack Mundie and Professor Obvious finished last in a six person race for 3 seats. My guy just missed. John Keegan and I are joined together as fellow bloggers who will argue about about everything then go for a drink. He is really good at research and would be an asset to any organization. Allison Barletta won a seat, where I have heard that name?

 

2 comments:

Gort said...

A few hiccups on the last part of this post

Anonymous said...

Need to get you a dictionary if you're going to blog about HazLEton! They'd run you out of town for that mistake lol