Sunday, December 16, 2012

It won't snow this winter

No, not because of Global Warming but because I got a new snow blower. Mrs. G bought me a new machine for XMAS and Santa delivered it early. My friends tell me that by buying it I have inoculated us  against blizzards this year and  I hope they are right. Last year there was very little snow and maybe we will lucky 2 years in a row. If not, I'm prepared.

My pal Zen and the salesman  tell me that this beast will actually throw slush. I hope they are right since I live on a corner and get plowed in all the time. It's an old  joke but I swear the plows lurk around the corner until I'm finished clearing the snow then push it back onto my sidewalk.


My trusty assistant blessed it by lifting his leg. I look forward to throwing the snow 40 feet to bury him while he is barking at me.

3 comments:

Aggie95 said...

he has the same goofy look my Lab does

Zen said...

Just be careful when aiming the chute. I bombed the neighbor across the street's house with mine the first time I used it. You will be amazed how far it throws!!

Pope George Ringo said...

"It won't snow this Winter" From your mouth to God's ears.