No, not because of Global Warming but because I got a new snow blower. Mrs. G bought me a new machine for XMAS and Santa delivered it early. My friends tell me that by buying it I have inoculated us against blizzards this year and I hope they are right. Last year there was very little snow and maybe we will lucky 2 years in a row. If not, I'm prepared.
My pal Zen and the salesman tell me that this beast will actually throw slush. I hope they are right since I live on a corner and get plowed in all the time. It's an old joke but I swear the plows lurk around the corner until I'm finished clearing the snow then push it back onto my sidewalk.
My trusty assistant blessed it by lifting his leg. I look forward to throwing the snow 40 feet to bury him while he is barking at me.
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3 comments:
he has the same goofy look my Lab does
Just be careful when aiming the chute. I bombed the neighbor across the street's house with mine the first time I used it. You will be amazed how far it throws!!
"It won't snow this Winter" From your mouth to God's ears.
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