Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Sarah Palin wants to meet me

I'm honored that I received this personal invitation from the quittah from Wasilla. She must have heard that I will be in California next week.


Dear Gort,

Sarah Palin wants to meet you.

You are invited to join Sarah Palin and our conservative candidates running at all levels at a rally to kickoff our Party's final push to victory in Anaheim, CA, on Saturday, October 16th or Orlando, FL, on Saturday, October 23rd...You also have the unique opportunity to attend a special reception with Sarah Palin at either location for a gift of $950.

And I get to have my picture taken with her!

I'm just as mesmerized as Rich Lowry:

I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America.



11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny you criticize her but no matter what way you slice it, she is much more successful in her life than you are in yours. You bitch and moan in a little blog about the world and she is actually out there in front of large audiences doing something meaningful. You may not agree with her message, but people are actually hearing hers.

Dr. Prof. Milburn Cleaver, Ed.D said...

Students, just as I predicted the miserable outcome of the Obama regime in my lectures of two years past, let me also state the obvious: Sarah Palin will be the next President of the United States come January 20, 2013. I need not elaborate as to the reasons.
Class dismissed!!!

Anonymous said...

Anon, when you said she is "out there in front of large audiences", do you mean on "Dancing with the Stars"?

Anonymous said...

She is everywhere, while gort is sitting in his jammies watching the world go by

Anonymous said...

Haven't we learned anything from electing Bush and Obama. The Presidency is like being a heart surgeon. Success requires great skill and experience. Bloomberg is the only shot we have.

Anonymous said...

Gort is Kanjo, Paul Mini Me Maher and Ed Mitchells mouthpiece. He is a defender of them and speaks for them that is a big job he does sitting in his pajamas.

Gort said...

What do you guys have against pajamas?

Prof, She has about as much chance being the next President as you have being the next Pope.

Big Dan said...

You can "play ball" with her...for $950.00.

Big Dan said...

"anonymous" @ #1 gauges successful life = $$$$$$$........priceless!!!

Big Dan said...

Sarah Palin going rogue

Anonymous said...

Yo Big Dick, spoken like a true failure in life. Yep money is the standard, maybe if you spent less time ranting against those who go out and earn money and spent a little time earning some yourself, you would be less interested in stealing from the rich and giving to the lazy!