[Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello everyone, I have to say despite those unimaginably horribly good job numbers, me feeling pretty confident. Those drapes aren’t fit to hang in the Burns bedroom.
You mean the Lincoln bedroom?
For now. There’s only one thing that might deny us the Presidency is the God given property of the Republican Party.
The 47% take?
Not a problem.
Swiss bank accounts?
$10,000 bet? I like to fire people. Forceable haircut? The tax return that Wesley Snipes would call suspicious?
No. No. No. And No. It’s a shaggy dog story about an actual shaggy dog. Apparently on vacation, old Mitt strapped his mutt to the roof of his car for a brief 650 mile jaunt. So tonight it will explain what truly happened why Mitt is once again a Mormon Minch. Release the hound. Now Seamus, what did you think about being strapped to the roof of your dadda’s car?
WRRRRRR WOOF WOOF