George Carlin RIP
When I was in high school the Vice-Principle was a guy named Al Sallit. Whenever I saw him in the hallway I would ask him "how's the weather, Mr. Sallit?" He never got the joke.
I've been using this routine ever since I first heard it.
Tonight's forecast is dark, turning to widely scattered light...and if you look at our weather map you'll see that we don't have one.
George Carlin 'The Hippy Dippy Weatherman'
George Carlin at the Tonight Show (1966)
JediMaster has his favorite Carlin routine explaining religion.
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