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My favorite Republican Presidential candidate had a disappointing fundraising second quarter pulling in just $582,347 with only $ 229,114 cash on hand. He is in single digits in most national polls and even trails Michelle Bachman and Mitt Romney in the latest Pennsylvania poll.
To top up his coffers he has decided to pick a fight with gay sex columnist Dan Savage sending out a fundraising email about his now famous google bomb that will lead you to this site. If you do a search for Santorum it's still the top result. This reminds me of when some magazine did a story on the 10 dumbest members of Congress and one of them called a news conference the next day to deny it.
If you don't want to follow the links I will provide a summary. In an interview in 2003 Rick Santorum said
he didn't believe in a right to privacy regarding sexual acts between adults. "If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything."
When the Associated Press asked, "So if somebody is homosexual, you would argue that they should not have sex?" Santorum replied, "In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be."
To top up his coffers he has decided to pick a fight with gay sex columnist Dan Savage sending out a fundraising email about his now famous google bomb that will lead you to this site. If you do a search for Santorum it's still the top result. This reminds me of when some magazine did a story on the 10 dumbest members of Congress and one of them called a news conference the next day to deny it.
If you don't want to follow the links I will provide a summary. In an interview in 2003 Rick Santorum said
he didn't believe in a right to privacy regarding sexual acts between adults. "If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything."
When the Associated Press asked, "So if somebody is homosexual, you would argue that they should not have sex?" Santorum replied, "In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be."
Savage responded by adding his definition of Santorum
Function: noun
1. The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
2. Former Senator Rick Santorum
1. The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
2. Former Senator Rick Santorum
A question for Big Dan and the rest of you. Shall I use the ice cream cone pic instead of the powder blue suit for future posts?
6 comments:
The ice cream pic gets my vote.
The ice cream pic is definitely the gayer pic, which says a lot when it is compared to a powder blue suit & pink tie outfit.
The ice cream pic is Rick's way of peeking out of the closet.
LOL! The ice cream photo is hilarious! Absolutely perfect, considering the color of the ice cream!
Let's make it unanimous. Ice cream picture for sure. Looks like he's slurping on a big brown schlong. Perfect for anybody running for President.
Can you put BOTH pictures together in "paint" or something like that? Both are great! The only thing better would be if he was shoving the big, black, missile-shaped ice cream in his mouth WHILE in the pink/lavender suit.
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