Gosh, I think Talk Like A Pirate Day is a swell idea! It's a
lighthearted reminder that the moochers who support President Obama are
filling their "treasure chests" with taxpayer "pieces of eight"---that's
the money they used back then, you see---and burying it on some
deserted island, like the Cayman Islands which Ann and I love so dearly.
And if we get four more years of big-spending liberal "plundering," it
will surely "shiver our timbers." I think Obama should "walk the plank,"
my friends, for the reasons I've just described in some detail. But
seriously, I love Pirate Land, ladies and gentlemen. The peg legs are
the right height, lemme tell ya. Ten thousand dollar bet that Polly
wants a cracker? Ten thousand dollar bet???