Yesterday was
Talk Like a Pirate Day. One of those quirky celebrations like
Towel Day.
The President got into the spirit.
Even Mitt Romney joined in the fun.
Gosh, I think Talk Like A Pirate Day is a swell idea! It's a
lighthearted reminder that the moochers who support President Obama are
filling their "treasure chests" with taxpayer "pieces of eight"---that's
the money they used back then, you see---and burying it on some
deserted island, like the Cayman Islands which Ann and I love so dearly.
And if we get four more years of big-spending liberal "plundering," it
will surely "shiver our timbers." I think Obama should "walk the plank,"
my friends, for the reasons I've just described in some detail. But
seriously, I love Pirate Land, ladies and gentlemen. The peg legs are
the right height, lemme tell ya. Ten thousand dollar bet that Polly
wants a cracker? Ten thousand dollar bet???
3 comments:
No time for Netanyahu?
Arrr.
Funny story: that picture is from 2009 and FOX "made up" that Obama met with a pirate instead of their leader Netanyahu:
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2012/09/20/fox-pirates-drudges-misleading-attack-on-obama/190022
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1bb4pGAjQ&feature=player_embedded
Coolest photo ever. He'd win all 50 states if he punches a zombie in the face on Halloween.
Stand strong against the zombie apocalypse: Obama 2012.
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