8 hours ago
Sunday, March 26, 2006
BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.
The flood began in the bathroom where both books were kept.
Both of the books are now lost. A White House spokesman
said the President was devastated as he had almost finished
coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.