Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Alice Cooper died tonight

In Scranton, Pennsylvania.

He met his untimely demise 4 different times on the stage of the Scranton Cultural Center. He first was decapitated by a guillotine then bought it by way of a lethal injection. After he committed 3 murders during the show he was then hanged for his crimes. His last death was the result of a magician's trick that went horribly wrong.

Don't worry folks, Vincent Furnier is as healthy as ever and is still playing too much golf but his stage presence has been knocked off yet again and will always be resurrected for the next show.

This is the 5th time I've seen Alice Cooper in concert and there is nothing like it.

This one is for Jacki

1 comment:

Pope George Ringo said...

For a second you scared the hell out of me; the power of headlines.