Thursday, August 16, 2012

Happy Babe-Elvis Day

As we pass through another summer without enough holidays I want to remind everyone of my proposal to make August 16th a day of celebration. This is the day both Babe Ruth and Elvis Presley died.
 We need a day that celebrates our penchant for excess and what cultural icons embody it better? The Babe had a robust lifestyle that is well documented and the King himself expired on the throne. For some reason my letters to members of Congress proposing this holiday have never been answered but maybe I'm aiming too high and we should start with a local event. Babe Ruth once visited Artillery Park and a commemorative plaque is planned. It should be unveiled next August 16th with a festival in Kirby Park where people would play baseball while being serenaded by Elvis impersonators. I'm sure it would catch on nationally.
Why don't we have more summer holidays? Memorial Day starts the summer and Labor Day ends it. The only mid summer holiday is Independence Day. We have 6 holidays between November and February. Why couldn't Washington, Lincoln and MLK Jr been born in the summer? Columbus should have left Spain in May and they certainly could have called off World War I a few months earlier.


Anonymous said...

Holidays? Are you a government worker? Always want paid time off. Welfare recipients and government workers love to be paid to loaf.

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:43: I'm a govt. worker. I look forward to an additional Summer Holiday. Perhaps Daddy Bush's B'day after he croaks????

Funniest thing of all: YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT!!