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The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
Last but not least
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through windows..
6 hours ago
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I see in the Paper today that the City Council of Wilkes Barre is still trying to run Master Chemical out of town.Councilperson Kathy Kane is at County Court with the residents fighting that the owner follow the laws concerning trucks blocking the roadway on Conwell St..Well ...where has Ms Kane been for the twelve years she has been in office? Seems Master Chemical has been doing this for 30 years or more...Why all of a sudden the concern Ms Kane...???how much support has the residents of this area vowed to put into your political campaign for County Commissioner or City Mayor? Seems there is a reason why the City COuncil would want to run a business out of town like Master Chemical, that generates almost $30,000 in payroll and real estate taxes...What say you about this scheme by Kathy Kane and Mike McGinly...and where is the Mayor to come and save this "tax Producing " Property...the Mayor is always there when its time to sell property for $1.00 or for a big Check presentation from the Governor...and where is the political Candidates on this issue...seems we have a selective agenda in the County and City
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