WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, IT’S TIME TO CALL ON A SAINT
By Mean Old Man
I’m angrier than a fireman without a hydrant at the way my beloved Republican party has messed up its chances in this year’s presidential election!!
In my day the ol’ GOP had a lot of first class contenders; but now, all we have is a bunch of subversives and wussies. Damn!!! All the party is offering to us this year is a bunch of Liberal/Commie types, what with Rudy and Huckabee and if that’s not bad enough, John McCain!! And then there’s the former Liberal Governor of Taxachussetts, Mitt Romney (no doubt urged to run by at least two of his ten wives). My last hope was for Fred Thompson, but he still hasn’t learned to conquer his stuttering affliction. The party is in such a mess that it is now very possible that the feminazi Hillary will be President next year! If old Ronnie Reagan were alive today he’d be rolling in his grave!!!!
What happened to the days when the Grand Old Elephant gave us great men to guide the nation? The first President that I can recall was good ol’ Herbert Hoover—now there was a man! The nation was deep in the great depression, people were literally starving, veterans were camping out in Washington begging for a freebie, everything was a mess; and ol’ Herbert told it bluntly. “Get off your butts and find a job! Don’t look to the government to help you!” God, what a great man!! Of course, the commies stole the ’32 election for FDR, but at least the nation got four good years of Hoover. Then we had the great Alf Landon of Kansas; now there was a man of character—and he promised the country he would clean up the mess FDR had made, what with all those Commie social agencies. They stole that election too, but Alf still lives on in the hearts of his countrymen and survived to the ripe old age of 100 (dying in 1987). There were so many other candidates, some who made it and some who were cheated; Wendell Willkie, Tommy Dewey, the irreplaceable Barry Goldwater (what a loss!!), and on and on. But what can we do now????
That’s why I am using the time that the Commie who runs this site has offered me to start a movement.
It is time for all good and loyal Americans to begin to petition our great and Sainted Senator Rick Santorum to run for the Republican Presidential Nomination in this year of our Lord Two Thousand and Eight. It was all part of the liberal master plan to steal the Senate election from Rick not to keep him from another term but to keep him from the Presidency. Let’s stick it to those Mao worshipping thieves today!!! With Rick in the game the GOP will no doubt give him the nomination faster than a woman changes her mind!!
SO I CALL UPON ALL GOOD AND LOYAL GOD FEARING AMERICANS TO GET TOGETHER IN A COMBINED EFFORT TO CONVINCE THE SELFLESS, HARD WORKING, DEDICATED , CONSERVATIVE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, PATRIOTIC SENATOR RICK SANTORUM TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!
GOD BLESS SEN. SANTORUM—I HATE YOU ALL!!!
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