Thursday, January 24, 2008

Rapid Edward backs Hillary

(AP Photo/Matt Rourke)
PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton on Wednesday picked up the endorsement of Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell, who wished Clinton and her presidential rivals would drop the rancor.

"I don't like it...I have tremendous respect for Senator Obama and Senator Edwards and of course great respect and affection for Senator Clinton," he said. "I would love it if we could do it with less acrimony."
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Then why get mixed up in it?
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There is an outside chance that the April 22 PA Primary will still matter if no candidate scores a knock out on Tsunami Tuesday February 5 and looking at the calendar we are the last big state to vote this season. Before PA the big contests are on March 4 in Texas and Ohio then we have over a month until our primary. If there is still no clear winner on March 4 we can look forward to six weeks of non-stop TV ads and multiple visits to NEPA by the candidates. The last time I remember the Pennsylvania Democratic Primary being decisive was in 1976 when Jimmy Carter beat Henry Jackson and Morris Udall to wrap up the nomination.
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On the Republican side I think there is a even a better chance that the PA Primary will count.
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Or at least I can hope or dream.
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In the Presidential race there has been a lot of nasty emails popping up in my inbox repeating the lie that Obama is a Muslim that is refuted on Urban Legends and other places. But then I got this disturbing and eye opening message from the General who commanded me to pass it on:
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Hillary Clinton: Secret Vogonzuelan
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If you do not forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it with everyone you know.
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Who is Hillary Clinton
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Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Hillary Rodham Clinton was born in MOSCOW, Idaho to Jose Chavez, a brown FOREIGNER, from Caracas, Venezuela and Prostetnic Vogon Zwentz, an ILLEGAL ALIEN from the planet Vogsphere in the Vogsol System of the Megabrantis Cluster. Hillary's parents met at the BOMB Shelter Tavern in PARIS, Idaho.
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When Hillary was two years old, her parents divorced. Her father returned to Venezuela with her brother, Hugo, and her mother married a FREEMASON named CHARLES MANSON Rodham. When Hillary was six years old, the family relocated to the planet Vogsphere, where Hillary studied poetry at a MONTESSORI school in Vogtavia.
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Hillary takes great care to conceal the fact that she is half Vogon, half Venezuelan, and the sister of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, a known LATTE DRINKER and lapsed CATHOLIC. She is also quick to point out that her Vogon past has nothing to do with her brother's acquisition of Vogon BATTLE CRUISERS, and that her sudden interest in relaxing trade restrictions on dilithium crystals for Venezuela is simply an example of her commitment to free trade.
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Hillary will NOT sing along when a Toby Keith is played at an event. Instead she will pretend to cough while uttering the words "blow me" into her hand.
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Let us all remain alert concerning Hillary's expected presidential candidacy.

3 comments:

POPE GEORGE RINGO said...

ONCE ROMNEY WINS FLORIDA THE GOP WILL RALLY BEHIND HIM SO PA WILL BE IRRELEVANT. AS FAR AS THE DEMS GO, BARAK WILL TAKE SC BUT HILLARY WILL HAVE A BLOWOUT ON SUPER TUESDAY.

Joe Leonardi said...

Ed had no choice. He was chair of the DNC under the Clintons. Hilary endorsed him. He is a Clintonite.

Anonymous said...

I find it disturbing that a lot of democrats are bashing the clintons. if it weren't for the clintons the party would have lost the presidency in 92 because it would have nominated some jellyfish candidate who would fall into whatever trap the gop set up.