Sarah Palin named her kids Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper. If she named me I would be called Stinger Assassin Palin. Find your name if she was your mother at Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Thanks to my siblings Scat Dubya Palin, Quarter Granite Palin and Sack Panther Palin for pointing this out.
Some say that her claims to being a successful Hockey Mom are exaggerated.
Hockey Moms Against Sarah Palin
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