Friday, March 28, 2008

Where is the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

Cornerstone Technologies is back in the news. The company is in bankruptcy and the court is looking for some assets to sell to pay off some of the debts. The only thing of any value that has been identified is a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, also know as a high-pressure pump. But nobody can locate it.

Congressman Paul Kanjorski has taken a well deserved beating over the way this company was funded because some of his relatives were the owners. He won't do that again.

Tomorrow we can expect Lou Barletta to blame the situation on this illegal alien.


Anonymous said...

lou barletta's campaign

global warming caused by illegal immigration

iraq war caused by illegal immigration

the anges flood, illegal immigration

the vietnam war; illegal immigration... we had to keep the non english speaking vietnamese from coming to our country

abortions are all caused by illegal immigration

martial infidelity is caused by illegal immigration.

social security insolvency, illegal immigration.

the falling and unstable dollar, illegal immigration

oil over 100 dollars a barrel... illegal immigration
the great depression was caused by illegal immigration

the bad thing about noah's ark was that the survivors were now illegal immigrants

and adam and eve's expulsion from paradise was .. you guessed it

because of illegal immigration.

what else could anything be. the intelligent deficient barletta still doesn't have any other issues on his web site.

actually lou barletta probably could not discuss any of the above issues.

Zen said...

gort, last I read in the paper, cornerstone's equipment is stored in Chacko's Bowling Alley basement.


That's a Looney Toons character, isn't it?

Zen said...

pope, it's marty the martian from bugs bunny, isn't it? Hope to meet you guys on Saturday.

Anonymous said...

zen before you name a business get your facts straight.

it is a bowling alley in nanticoke. since i am not sure of the name i won't write it

Danny Bauder said...

Found this on YouTube for those who don't remember:

Won't let me embed it. Worth a click

D.B. Echo said...

Hmmm, bowling alleys in Nanticoke...hmmm...let me see...

I recently heard that a profitable agribuisness was found to be operating in the ruins of the attached skating rink, which burned down fifteen years ago and is still not repaired or removed.

Illegal immigrants may also cause tooth decay, the heartbreak of psoriasis, spastic colon, diarrhea, painful rectal itch, eczema, frequent painful urination, an erection lasting longer than four hours, nocturnal emissions, male pattern baldness, increased light sensitivity, some settling of contents, inclement weather on weekends, phantom images in photographs, a metallic aftertaste, acid reflux, heavy spotting, restless legs syndrome, seasonal affective disorder, carpal tunnel, tennis elbow, shark attacks, cramps and bloating, the Donation of Constantine, the Diet of Worms, the Communion of Saints, the Forgiveness of Sins, the Resurrection of the Body and Life Everlasting. Amen.