Top 10 Reasons Penn State will defeat Ohio State

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RocktheCapital.org’s Top 10 Reasons Penn State will defeat Ohio State…



10) Penn State is a “blue state.”

9) Our coaches know how to tackle opposingplayers.

8.) Bethlehem is holier than Toledo.

7) We know how to complete both ends of a stadium.

6) Tom Corbett promised not to indict any of ourplayers until after the season.

5) Howard Dean has accused Columbus of being a“terrorist,” Columbus is in Ohio, therefore Ohio Stateis “unfit” to win. Bottom line: Another BCS gamefeaturing the Buckeyes constitutes cruel and unusualpunishment.

4) They have Beanie Wells we have oil wells.

3) Jim Tressel’s wardrobe was stolen from Mr. Rogers.

2) PHEAA bought Ohio State’s pom-poms.

1) Joe the Plumber is our coach.