Sunday, November 20, 2005

Idiot watch

Nude biker at center of hiring concerns

Luzerne County Register of Wills Dorothy Stankovic said county managers told her she would have to hire furloughed worker Lisa Drozdowski if Stankovic tries to fill a vacant clerk job before a union recall provision expires Jan. 31. Drozdowski was found guilty last year of simple assault and lewdness for riding naked on a motorcycle during a June 2004 music festival in Nanticoke.

Last November, Drozdowski was sentenced to 18 months probation for lewdness and other charges related to the motorcycle incident and a drunken-driving charge stemming from another arrest. Bloomsburg resident Joseph Gronka, a dentist, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for allowing her to ride naked on his motorcycle. Police said Gronka drove a naked Drozdowski near Patriot Square. When police stopped the motorcycle on Orchard Street, Drozdowski propped her feet up on Gronka, further exposing herself, police records said.
After being clothed and transported to the police station, police said she tried to flush a pipe believe to be used for drugs down the jailhouse toilet and repeatedly kicked an officer when he attempted to intercede.

That must have been one hell of a music festival, sorry I missed it. One thing has been puzzling me. If she was naked when arrested, where did she hide the pipe?


Carl said...

Any pics? :-)

You know, I love unions, but rules designed to protect legitimately oppressed workers being used to protect jerks is a weapon the neo-cons use against them all the time.

Gort said...


Thanks for the idea, I found her mugshot.

Doctor Rick said...

Man,...why did you have to bring up the bad stuff in Nanticoke, my home town is a clean place.

Carl said...


The fantasy was a lot better... :-(